so a guy walks into a bookstore and goes up to the counter where the librarian is and asks her a question. she doesnt understand so she asks him to repeat it. so he does, "If you take the wheels off a canoe, how many watermelon can you fit in the back of a truck?"... the librarian thinks for a minute and answers the mans question, "it doesnt matter, icecream doesnt have bones!"
theres a library, the books are filed by attention span; short medium and long for the diffrent forms of attention spans. the books could be organized by level of difficulty tho, like in elementary school, i would want to read dinotopia but the librarian there said no because it was a grade or two under what i should be reading. i like dinosours, cant a man jsut read a good book! they already have a new way or organizing books nowadays. they just put an opra sticker on it so theres the good books that opra likes and the ones that she doesnt like...
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